Is only to possibly remove the incredible edible emo entry from my page. Also, I half-accidentally kicked someone in the ballz. I felt guilty and was also laughing. (Thank goodness FireFox has spellcheck or I would never have typed this correctly.)

Also, incestuous.

I've come to the realization that I don't like people. That is not to say I CAN'T like people, but for now, I really don't.

It's my own fault, really. I stress too much about what to say, and what I've already said. The stress is getting to me. I always assume people think the worst of me, and it pisses me off. I know I shouldn't be paranoid, because I know it annoys people. Can I help it if I constantly strive to be a people pleaser? I'm not very good at it, though...

This is why I'd love to let other people decide for me. Because even now, I'm hating myself for sounding like I'm whining, but also I feel like I need to type this, y'know? ANd also I know hat there's much more important stuff going on, but should I address it now or is it too late? And since I don't even know the people involved, would it be appropriate for me to throw in some comforting words.

Damn me and my insecurities...

Don't eat pomegranates just before sleep. Your dreams will raep you.

Many a "receiver" have been destroyed by the words, "I'll do whatever it takes!"

Long, braided hair and glasses on a woman means they are elegant and classy. On a man it means they will brutally stalk you.

Don't trust butlers, maids, cooks, or gardeners.

Don't accept thin-framed glasses from strangers.

Without exception, if you have silver hair (like, all over, not just strands), you have some sort of mental problem.

People with red coats carry guns, and can use them with proficiency.

Outsiders will never pair you with the people you connect with emotionally, only with who looks good with you.

No one can hide from tentacles.

Stealth does not make ninjas, improvised ridiculously powerful attacks do.

The bigger your weapon is, the more chicks dig you.

Ties are very durable.

Beware the flames of MOE.

Nekomimi doesn't make everything cute (As proved by Bosanova-san).

Crazy + Bishounen/shojou = UBER HARDCORE DOUJINSHI.

~That is all, for now.

Mkay, I have a new favorite canon pairing! Shizuru/Natsuki from My-HiMe (from now on shall be referred to as ShizNat) is like, the most adorable thing in the history of anime! Well, except for the one incident of non-consent when Natsuki was sleeping... But it's still soooo cute! 'Cause Natsuki is all like, "I wonder where Shizuru went..." and Shizuru is all, "My Na~atsuki! Are you looking for someone?" from right behind her. And Natsuki is like, "If I don't turn around, she won't be behind me..." Then it's Shizuru pounce!

ShizNat is the shizznat. (Yay, horrible pun!)

Ooh! 'Nuther favorite canon pairing, Capt. Jack/Ianto Jones! They're from Torchwood, and you should watch the show, if only to catch all of their "moments". Plus if you watch Torchwood: Children of Earth, you'll get to see Jack naked and cuffed . But yeah... Time to make Hot Pockets!

Err... Yeah, I went to San Antonio last weekend, and I got back on Sunday, I've just been too lazy to tell y'all about it...

Yes, i went to Fiesta Texas, y'know, that Six Flags thing? And one of my favorite roller coasters there is called "The Poltergeist." I must say, th design looks like someone was possessed and they drew a scribble for the track. You do corkscrews, loop-de-loops, and sharp turns reminiscent of old, jerky roller coasters. Which would've been fine, of course, if you didn't go from a complete stand-still to 55mph in less than a second.

But the baby shower we went to was less than fun. Apparently, I look like I would be the life of the party to old people, so I had many people I had never seen before greet me like we'd known each other for centuries. I felt like the pilot from "Le Petit Prince". "I would ask what they saw in my drawing, and each time they would say, 'It's a hat'. And we would talk about bridge, golf, politics and ties, and they would be happy to have met such a sensible young adult."

Definitely fish-out-of-water scenario. Oh! And my "embarrassing joke training" is backfiring, it's only making me more susceptible to them, so I've quit .